I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future�
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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