What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
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