Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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