i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
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