if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
So squirting runs in the family.
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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