Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
I had to cum in my sink.
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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