All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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