i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
What were you even doing out there at 2 a.m.?
Look, i had a gallon of lemonade, a pack of smokes and a Darth Vader voice changer. What did you EXPECT me to do?
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