Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
1. I drank goldschlager 2. I fell in a bathtub and hit my head (hard) on a soap dish. 2. I sat in said bathtub talking to a random stranger on vacation from wyoming (who i met at a 711 looking for taquitos) for almost an hour. 3. We got kicked out of said bathtub by owner of bathtub. 4. We had sex.
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
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