that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
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