drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
She announced her abortion via fbk
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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