Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
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