She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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