i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
that may or may not have been my penis.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
