my grandmother thought she vaccuumed up a quarter so she made me open the bag, dump it out on her front lawn, and dig through it. no quarter.
I judge my drunkenness on my brickbreaker playing skills. I'm winning. Suck it.
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
He? As in you personified your dick?
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
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