We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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