Where are you?
In a non slutty way
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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