Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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