Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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