Three words: puerto rican gang bang
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
is that a dick in a sweater?
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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