i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
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