you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
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