Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
where are you?
Hypothermia
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
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