i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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