yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
Randomize
