Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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