I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
Randomize
