Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
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