Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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