it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
He is an equal opportunity slut.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
Found a pic on my phone from last night. You're drunk. Arm wrestling some guy. In the bar bathroom. At a baby changing station. It's my new wallpaper.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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