There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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