The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
So some guy at the party is convinced I'm Edward Cullen. He keeps calling me "Twilight" and following me around with a stake. I'm concerned.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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