the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
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