It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
How did I end up in the pool?!
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Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
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