OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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