I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
My kid just put flowers in my hair to make me pretty, then showed my boobs to an entire playground. He's either the best wingman or the worst.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
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