somebody snuck up and got me drunk
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
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