I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
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