You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
when I forget a girls name in bed I ask her her middle name then tell her i'm gonna call her that from now on
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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