her vagine was all disorganized.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
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