2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
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