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Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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