Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.�
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
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