i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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