the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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