Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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