that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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