don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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