Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
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