i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
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